PANTIES IN A BUNCH!!!

That's right, that is what holidays mean to me. Everyone in my world has their panties in a bunch! My parents insist that we all go to her house to cram ourselves together to "enjoy" this holiday feast. Sounds good to me if;

1) My brother's kids weren't the evil spawn.
2) My parents had sufficient space for all of us.
3) We didn't have to sleep on the floor in the living room because my brother (my parent's favorite child) gets the guest room.
4) I liked my oldest brother's trashy wife.
5) My best GF would stop acting like I am leaving town to spite her.
6) My hubby would actually get off his ass and help me pack the car and the food and the kids....

That's right folks. I am truly an evil person. I must be. Everyone wants a piece of me. I want to just chill in my own house without all the hassle of travel and snuggle up with my babies. I have now given Baby Girl the flu. She is miserable. I only hopes she spreads the wealth with the rest of my ungrateful family!!!

This my friends is how I feel today!!!

Hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving and after seeing your relatives, renews their feelings that the farther away y'all moved the better off all y'all are on a daily basis!