HAPPY SATURDAY....

I have never been so glad it's Saturday in my whole entire life! I just came out of the week from Hell at work. I am going to take Monday off because I am sick of going in to work and dealing with a buncha brainless, ignorant good for nothing, losers. Let me give you the rundown.

I love my boss, he is a wonderful person and a great lawyer so he is excluded..... BUT!!! We have another attorney that is a great kid. He is like my bratty little brother. BUT he is always schmoozing people. I am not a schmoozer. I like the free lunch, but I am not taking you golfing to get your business. Call it principals.

We have another attorney, went to Harvard and is very intelligent, but he is scare of me. He really is, (ME of all people) he is afraid to ask me questions. Whenever I raise my voice he turns tail and escapes before he gets called out.

The OTHER attorney is a big quiet gentle man that I don't deal with very often. He can't even make a copy for himself. He is a slob and I thank God all the time that he is NOT MY attorney.

Now for the rest of the cast.

The big slob attorney had a great secretary, she is pretty and has absolutely no idea how sweet she is. I like her a lot.

The scaredy cat attorney had a secretary (who happens to be the daughter of one of the other secretaries) who is sweet, quiet and a good girl.

That was the litigation team...

NOW on to the rest of the girls.

We have a self proclaimed "office manager" the woman is a cockroach. She is skanky, she is a grandma, she is on a constant power trip, she is the epitome of white trash and when she is not at work, she has a bar stool stuck up her butt. Why she still has a job is beyond me.

My boss has a secretary and has had her for over 16 years (she is the mother of the other secretary). She is very disorganized but knows her job and people love her.

Another girl who does that same job happens to be my bosses wife's sister. She is a Yankee like me. I like her a lot but she too is extremely disorganized. She is always making excuses for everything and everyone. Then there is the wilting lilly of the bunch. She has been there for about 20 years. Without her, that place would fold. She is smart but a complete and total PAIN IN THE ASS. She is always sick with something or another. She preaches constantly about religion, politics, her children or whatever is floating her boat that day. Half the time I am saying to myself,"just shut up already, I'm not listening, I am going to hit you......HARD!" But of course I just agree with her in hopes that she will just go away.

We have a receptionist who is a moron. She just turned 19 and had just started school because she wanted to become a Dr. Ummm... just found out she is pregnant and was bummed until she realized that they really DO make maternity bathing suits so she is all good with it now (I fear what this world is coming to).

Then we have a runner that hand delivers and pick things up for us. She is really smart and does as she is told. She is feisty and beautiful, I think she is going to go far in life. She has the drive and determination.

So now you put all those people and personalities is one little tiny office and that is my day to day working environment. It is really hard to go to work sometimes. I am so glad I have Monday off and to be away from this cast of characters.....

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Went out to dinner last night, there were 5 of us, out bill came to $205.00 and the service SUCKED, the food was nothing to write home about and they never did bring me my very expensive doggie bag. They sat us at a table for 4 and put a chair on the end (I hate that). I will never go back. It was not good. Not to mention people are stupid. I think that is a given anyway but these morons (4 different tables worth) brought their little children and let them run all over the place, screaming, rolling on the floor, etc. Excuse me, but take them outside if you can't contain them. I am not going to spend this kind of money and have to deal with that. We were there 3 1/2 hours Our waiter was strange and not very good. He was definitely a character when we saw him.... So I would advise anyone within reading distance, never ever ever (and I repeat) NEVER go eat at Sam Sneeds. It is a horrible and expensive experience.