HOUDINI DUMBSHIT IS AT IT AGAIN....

Yep, that's right. BG called when she got home and this is how the conversation went;

BG: "Mama, the dog got out again"

Me: "What did she destroy this time?"

BG: "I dunno, but she's all wet"

Me: "Wet with what?"

BG: "I dunno, but it isn't smelly. Mama, the cats are mad"

Me: "Well I would be too if I were them."

BG: "I locked the dog outside. But I don't want the cats to be mad anymore. It makes me sad and I feel like crying."

Me: "Keep the dog outside and get some kitty treats. They have just been traumatized. Give them a little bit. Have you found the source of the wet yet?"

BG: "Nope, all the bedrooms and bathrooms were closed. Are you mad at me?"

Me: "No baby, I'm not mad at you, just a little annoyed with the dog."

BG: "Good, can I have ice cream?"

Me: "Of course, just don't forget your homework."

BG: "I won't, I love you"

Me: "I love you too."

Ah such as my life with the Dumbshit! We have a tow-strap wrapped around her crate today. We shall see how that works....